Gambling on Cruise Ships in Scandinavia?

Hello. I would like some advice on taking a Scandinavian cruise. I am a young middle-aged woman of 55 and I like gambling and young men. I have lots of money and I would like to enjoy myself before I die. Do you think this cruise business could be my thing?

Hello young lady,

On most cruise ships they have an all night casino on board. I am sure there will be lots of willing and able young men to please you too. Especially among the staff there are plenty of young studs who get bored and can do with a bit of fun. You will have the time of your life with all those vikings on board. But look no further, maybe I am you man. Please send me your photograph and I will send you mine. Hihihi. Sounds wonderful.

See you soon?